When it finally arrives I open the door before he knocks, like I was not waiting. I thank him and close the door and the whole thing is over in nine seconds.
checking the delivery app every four minutes
The app has a little animation of a scooter. I watched it drive past my street twice and both times I went downstairs. Both times nothing.
It says the courier is three stops away. It said that twenty minutes ago. I have now checked the map so many times that I know his route better than he does.